*grins* Oh, no need to apologize. I was actually quite hesitant to even bring it up, but now that I have, well- I can't stop myself.

Right! Here are the lyrics. *spreads out a sheet of verses with various breaks and annotations* It's a kind of- well, it should have a- striptease feel to it. I'll sing it for you so you can work off the melody. Very punchy chords, loud brass, a kind of swinging, macho bravado. *notes your reaction* I know what you're thinking...this is not me at all. *laughs* But I've got to try it...you know?